So, to all you guys dieting during Thanksgiving.
Woah, look at all this delicious food!
Do you want some of it? I’m willing to share.
Well, too bad. You’re on a diet, remember!?
-Happily eats food while you watch in pain and misery.-
Send “✆” for a morning text.
[sms- oneandonly ] ugh baby i forgot my damn tattoo gloves can you bring me them, oh and have a good morning love
Send “✉” for a text that wasn’t sent.
[sms- oneandonly ] can i eat pasta all my life and just make love to pasta, its so goooooddd
Send “☎” for a rushed text.
[sms- oneandonly ] oa an on my love sorry i ama so late
Send “⁇” for a drunk text.
[sms- oneandonly ] aaaahhh you so booetifuls can i jsut fauckign ove ou
Send “✿” for a suggestive text.
[sms- oneandonly ] babe your ass looked good in those jeans mmm eue
Send “ø” for a late night text.
[sms- oneandonly ] why the hell are you not in my bed
..and there’s no guarantee,
that this will be easy.
It’s not a miracle ya need, believe me.
Yeah, I’m no angel, I’m just me,
but I will love you endlessly.
Wings aren’t what you need, you need me.
✌:You’re awesome
♡:I love your blog
❁:You’re beautiful
☾:We should kiss maybe if you wanna that’d be great
✖:I would give you the greatest hug
ʕ •ᴥ•ʔ:Bears
Thank you MinkiKinkiBinkiBae
My ideal relationship is like:
Be cute together
Be cute together
Be cute together
Be cute together
HARDCORE SEX*repeat as necessary*
